Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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