They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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