I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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