No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
