so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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