He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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