is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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