Pappa wants mamma naked
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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