i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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