i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
The Olympian is in my bed
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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