Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Randomize
