operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My life is pants optional.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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