Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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