dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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