Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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