I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
