he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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