I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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