am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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