the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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