I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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