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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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