Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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