bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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