Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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