You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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