I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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