Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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