let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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