I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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