I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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