So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think im going to throw up on grandma
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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