Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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