Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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