i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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