There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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