You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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