I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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