i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah