I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.