her facebook's as public as her vagina
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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Found your dick twin last night
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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