Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Randomize
