i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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