So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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