fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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