i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I wanna passion pit in your ass
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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