I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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