ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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