Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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