we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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