Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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