Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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