Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
handjob tips. give me some.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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