im gay
i know
yea but for you.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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