I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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