put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
