But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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