I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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