I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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