Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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